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J.C.
08-08-2003, 12:04 PM
Marysville, Ohio -- Japanese automaker Honda is being sued by the ASPCA for illegal use of hamsters in its VTEC engines.

It was discovered earlier this week that automotive giant Honda has been using hamsters, smuggled illegaly from the Middle East, to power its high-performance VTEC engines. The once-mysterious valve timing system was revealed to be nothing more than half-starved rodents inside a wheel-like device, running after a morsel of food.

"The conditions inside the production plant," said ASPCA President and CEO Dr. Larry Hawk at a recent press conference "were deplorable. The floors were littered with the bodies of dead and dying hamsters. And the smell...My God, it was horrible."

Effective immediately, all Hondas equiped with VTEC engines are subject to full recall. It it not known what engines will be used as replacements, but industry insiders have hinted at General Motors-produced V-8 units. "I know the eight cylinder engine does not have the horsepower-per-liter of the VTEC," stated Rick Wagoner, GM's President and CEO "but at least we will be able to sleep at night, knowing that innocent hamsters are not being abused."

Honda representatives were unavailable for comments.



http://cnn.heavyplasma.com/www/cnn/2003/NEWS/08/04/world/319678index.html

haniforama
08-08-2003, 12:38 PM
How am i going to make this weekends event?

J.C.
08-08-2003, 12:39 PM
lol ! When I saw this I thought it was just to funny not to post :D

alexb
08-08-2003, 01:52 PM
Please make them put in my 4.7 LTR.
My Honda would be so happy!!!!!!
Good job J.C.

ShaneG
08-08-2003, 02:34 PM
The key to tuning a Honda...feed the hamster...but not too much!:D

Marsh
08-08-2003, 03:11 PM
I don't understand why the big power guys feel it neccesary to put down cars that are beating them? Doesn't that just mean your own car is that much more pitiful?

andrew1984
08-08-2003, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by Marsh
I don't understand why the big power guys feel it neccesary to put down cars that are beating them? Doesn't that just mean your own car is that much more pitiful?


damnit marsh!

we gotta get you drunk, loosen you up.

its ok really......... my car is powered by FLOWERS. :D

Marsh
08-08-2003, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by andrew1984
damnit marsh!

we gotta get you drunk, loosen you up.

its ok really.........

I was trying to be funny...:confused:

andrew1984
08-08-2003, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by Marsh
I was trying to be funny...:confused:


oh, okay


you were scaring me.... :p

can i call you hammy the hamster now? :D

haniforama
08-08-2003, 03:45 PM
Beat me with your words, i'll beat you with my car :D

andrew1984
08-08-2003, 03:46 PM
ever hear a hamster high on NOS?:eek:

glh
08-08-2003, 04:59 PM
is that a cosworth chev they are using

JAYh
08-09-2003, 02:16 AM
Ex-lax.

- J