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AlienDNA
05-03-2009, 09:11 PM
1) Volunteering has the benefit of earning you a nifty shirt, but it keeps you so busy that you don’t have time to find out about all the little stories that make this stuff easier to write.

2) I sure missed the Miata today. Although the power and brakes on the BMW blow the Miata out of the water, the slaloms and bus stops woulda been much more fun in the little Mazda.

3) I’ve sworn off R-compounds and changing tires twice a year is still twice too often for me. Does anyone have leads on jobs in the Caribbean?

4) I don’t know how many times I’ve learned this, but autocrossers of Irish descent need to put on sunscreen, even at night.

5) The delays in timing in the first heat were my fault because of unfamiliarity with the new software. Who would ever suspect that you shouldn’t choose the “OFF” option for cars that go “OFF” course?

6) Infants are bad for autocross. For some reason, the lack of sleep from babies is worse than being hungover from too many Coronas.

7) Too much technology makes you stupid. Since I rely on the rain sensor in the BMW to automatically turn the wipers on and off, when I accidentally flipped the wipers *on* half way through the slalom out of the start box, I quickly discovered that didn’t know how to turn them *off*. Or how I turned them on, for that matter. I’m not sure what was worse: not being able to see the gates because of the wipers, or sitting there for a two minute run thinking “Geez, I look like a tool.”

8) Oshawa pulled off something that every other club should aspire to: a drivers’ meeting shorter than the course walk. :D

9) Watching Joe try and pick the lock on the Port-a-Potty made me think “Here’s a hero, saving some poor soul from a fate worse than death. Or one of those perverts you always see on America’s Most Wanted.”

10) Interestingly, my car computer reported fuel mileage of 39.5 litres/100 km per run. For those of you as old as Doug, that’s about 6 mpg. On the other hand, if you’re Grandpa Simpson, that’s an amazing 120,000 rods to the hogshead!

JoeT
05-03-2009, 10:07 PM
1) Rust comes in many types. White aluminum oxide, reddish iron oxide, red grey blue and mushy = Brain Oxide.

2) Sunny = Sticky = Clean runs

3) Cloudy + wind = 6 cones due to rust

4) Braking into a WC with a faulty lock = Cleaner porta potty

5) Something exploded in the one that wasn't locked

6) People can sit in the passenger seat and just giggle for no reason.. Why are you giggling? "just because"... (Women are strange)

7) Lulu Lemon must be given a medal, all men unite!!

8) Waking up at 5:45 am, driving down for 4 runs = Still lots of fun.

9) Realization = SteveD Quote "Hummm Autoslalom is harder than what I remember".. LOL

10) Salad + 4 apples + water is no replacement for real food.. LOL

Marsh
05-03-2009, 10:43 PM
1 - Storing your R-compounds inside over the winter DOES keep them soft.

2 - Adjusting tire pressures should really be done BEFORE your 3rd run.

3 - Paul K is never listening to anything I have to say about my engines compression ever again. I've seen Paul happy and I've seen Paul frustrated but I've never seen Paul "unamused".

Caveman
05-03-2009, 11:17 PM
1) Don't paint your cars to match they attract cops.
2) If it looks like you may be pulled over, stop before the lights come on and blame the wife for getting you lost, he will sympathise.
3) You can only put off fixing the wife's car for so long.
4) No side grip + go = slow times
5)Side grip + no go = slow times
6) Sideways in the grass = very bad and big divot
7) Shinny side up = priceless HEHE

AllenT-SPDA
05-03-2009, 11:44 PM
1: There is a 3 in the morning.
2: 3 in the morning is pretty ugly.
3: packing the car well in advance to discover that 3 in the morning exists is handy
4: mosport is a lot closer to peterborough than I realized.
5: peterborough seems to have gotten farther from ottawa than I remember.
6: that one cone really was asking for it... on every run.

yellowhotshoe
05-04-2009, 12:43 PM
1. Joe actually spent time TRYING to break into a port-a-potty
2. the men's washroom was NEVER actually locked = racers are a pretty honest group for not even trying the door:rolleyes: The fellow with the key to the Mens asked why we called him to unlock it in the first place.

Cap'n Pete
05-04-2009, 01:05 PM
^ ^ Not THAT'S some funny sh!t!! :D (no pun intended ;))