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08-29-2001, 05:01 PM
INSURANCE COMPANIES SAY PREMIUMS WILL RISE DUE TO MYSTERIOUS MENACE IN NORTHERN WATERS
SOURCE: REUTERS, AUGUST 29 - Top insurance companies say that unexpected and "devastatingly high" insurance claims from sunken ships in Canadian waters could lead to a general hike in vehicle insurance premiums. [Click Here For Full Story]
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"The doomed Titanic sends up a flare."
08-29-2001, 05:46 PM
WOW is that white one one of them new golf tubs that gets you across water hazzards?
08-29-2001, 06:23 PM
Looks like a Sorenberg to me... :D
Just in from CNN: "First mate Majors claims that, just before the horrendous collision, he heard a disembodied voice screaming 'Fore!', and upon leaping off his seat and running forward from his post, heard the crash from amidships. The matter of the crew apparently running from its post after heeding the call has not be adequately explained, and is part of a separate inquiry."
08-30-2001, 10:23 AM
I guess he was using that iceberg in the foreground as his turn in point and clipped it a bit tight. We all know how little respect Chris has for the curbing. If you look closely, you can see the ABS sensor dangling from the wheel.
08-30-2001, 11:55 AM
To keep you all updated on the menacing situation in northern waterways, it is my solemn duty to show you images of more tragedies perpetuated by the mysterious Canadian menace known only as "The Sharkman."
"The Sharkman, menacing innocent bathers on a Canadian beach."
"The Sharkman, caught at the scene of yet another tragic incident."
More, as this story develops.
Eeeek! A shark!!!
duuun dun.............duuuun dun........Duuun Dun......DUUun DUn....DUN DUN..DUN DUN..DUN DUN..
08-31-2001, 04:01 PM
I told him he should have gotten the cart decaled up with ActionFront logos. All this worldwide publicity - and not one little sticker!
08-31-2001, 05:05 PM
Source: CNN, August 31: SHARKMAN ATTACKS MAY HAVE BASIS IN HISTORICAL MYSTERIES - Top MUFON (Mutual UFO Network) representatives say that the mysterious entity known as "Sharkman" may have basis in historical UFO mysteries. MUFON has offered to share its cache of photos and documents with governmental officials, who say they will escalate their search for the oddity.
"The Hindeburg mystery: was Sharkman the cause of this 1937 tragedy?"
"New evidence from special MUFON cameras shows that Jackie may have been an alien!"
"Exclusive MUFON pictures showing Sharkman detaching from Mothership after Russian incident."
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