Moose
08-21-2002, 08:58 AM
The HADA Weasels strike again ....
Having spend some time with Adam aka " the Distroyer all but TWO Honda's" ..... we have learned of some of his weakness's .... so a plot was hatched ....
We knew that he could not resist the opportunity to heckle a bunch on HADA boy's so we "leaked" a story that a group of us were going to the Dyno.
Predicatably he turned up in all his glory, 747 wing and all. He was so overcome by the cornucopia of 12+ Honda/Acura targets, he completely lost his mind and locked his keys in the car. Of course being a superior Nissan driver he saw no need to have a CAA membership ... But we took pity on the smuck and called CAA on his behalf ... there was some mutter about a HADA plot ... but that was soon squashed by a threat of cancelling the CAA call
Stage two of the plot ... Since dyno plots can be hacked and only runs on the same dyno, on the same day can really be compared, we knew that his prior posted plots were not really indicative of the power of his truck motor. we also knew that he could not resist the lure of the dyno and Begged, yes Begged for a chance to show us Weasels where the real power is .. after much grumbling we allowed the Batmobile to be strapped down ... Two runs later and much smoke from his tailpipe the deed was done ....
240ish HP and 260ish ft/lbs of torque at 11.9 lbs of boost ... why do we bring this up ... well our illustrious leader only dynoed at 175ish HP and 110 ft/lbs of torque ....... OHH THE SHAME OF IT ..... 50% more HP and 150% more HP ... so where is all this HP going on the track ?
Adam .... It was fun having you out .. see you at Cayuga : )
Cheers
Moose
Having spend some time with Adam aka " the Distroyer all but TWO Honda's" ..... we have learned of some of his weakness's .... so a plot was hatched ....
We knew that he could not resist the opportunity to heckle a bunch on HADA boy's so we "leaked" a story that a group of us were going to the Dyno.
Predicatably he turned up in all his glory, 747 wing and all. He was so overcome by the cornucopia of 12+ Honda/Acura targets, he completely lost his mind and locked his keys in the car. Of course being a superior Nissan driver he saw no need to have a CAA membership ... But we took pity on the smuck and called CAA on his behalf ... there was some mutter about a HADA plot ... but that was soon squashed by a threat of cancelling the CAA call
Stage two of the plot ... Since dyno plots can be hacked and only runs on the same dyno, on the same day can really be compared, we knew that his prior posted plots were not really indicative of the power of his truck motor. we also knew that he could not resist the lure of the dyno and Begged, yes Begged for a chance to show us Weasels where the real power is .. after much grumbling we allowed the Batmobile to be strapped down ... Two runs later and much smoke from his tailpipe the deed was done ....
240ish HP and 260ish ft/lbs of torque at 11.9 lbs of boost ... why do we bring this up ... well our illustrious leader only dynoed at 175ish HP and 110 ft/lbs of torque ....... OHH THE SHAME OF IT ..... 50% more HP and 150% more HP ... so where is all this HP going on the track ?
Adam .... It was fun having you out .. see you at Cayuga : )
Cheers
Moose