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10-04-2004, 06:52 PM
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Top 10 things likely to be overheard from a Klingon Programmer
10. Specifications are for the weak and timid!
9. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand! 8. Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull! 7. What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake. 6. Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM. 5. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak. 4. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment on his code! 3. Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those features are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand. 2. You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon. 1. Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
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Even Senna confessed he occasionally went too far, as was the case in qualifying for the 1988 Monaco Grand Prix, where he became a passenger on a surreal ride into the unknown. Already on pole, he went faster and faster and was eventually over two seconds quicker than Prost in an identical McLaren. "Suddenly, it frightened me," Ayrton said, "because I realised I was well beyond my conscious understanding. I drove back slowly to the pits and did not go out anymore that day." 
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10-04-2004, 06:58 PM
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I stole it, like a true Klingon warrior would admit!
And I hope to have some good news tomorrow, btw.
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Even Senna confessed he occasionally went too far, as was the case in qualifying for the 1988 Monaco Grand Prix, where he became a passenger on a surreal ride into the unknown. Already on pole, he went faster and faster and was eventually over two seconds quicker than Prost in an identical McLaren. "Suddenly, it frightened me," Ayrton said, "because I realised I was well beyond my conscious understanding. I drove back slowly to the pits and did not go out anymore that day."
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10-05-2004, 11:21 AM
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I'm surprised the word Honour never came up as thats a big part of Klingon
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2005 F-Super Stock National Champion 2005 F-Super Stock Regional Champion We Don't inherit the world from our Parents, We borrow it from our Children
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10-05-2004, 01:00 PM
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worst thread ever
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10-05-2004, 01:12 PM
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10-05-2004, 01:16 PM
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 ).....I just didn't find anything on that list funny.
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10-05-2004, 01:54 PM
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something like: there is no honour in fighting with another programmer over the net meet him in face to face combat to the death... or something like that
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10-05-2004, 08:57 PM
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drop your firewall and prepare to be assimilated
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10-05-2004, 09:49 PM
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whats that sound???
thats right!!! its the fat lady singing.. i can't believe a star trek thread is posted on a motorsports forum purge the mofos!! or give them some raw meat the only kewl thing about star treck is kirk getting jiggy with all the alien chicks spock getting friendly with that chick in the iceage thing back in time.... Ho' ras boobies oh.... and that chick from Boston Public 
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10-05-2004, 10:19 PM
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Even Senna confessed he occasionally went too far, as was the case in qualifying for the 1988 Monaco Grand Prix, where he became a passenger on a surreal ride into the unknown. Already on pole, he went faster and faster and was eventually over two seconds quicker than Prost in an identical McLaren. "Suddenly, it frightened me," Ayrton said, "because I realised I was well beyond my conscious understanding. I drove back slowly to the pits and did not go out anymore that day."
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10-06-2004, 10:58 AM
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If it was klingon..... "Your firewall was an honorable challenge.... but your defences are weak" Dave,
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